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Socialist Party presidential candidate Norman Thomas


Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Shush somebody in the theater....get stabbed in the neck


What is the world coming to?

A woman talking on a cell phone during a movie didn't take to kindly to being 'shushed' by another moviegoer. Or at least her boyfriend didn't.

In a drama that turned more lively than the one on screen, the boyfriend allegedly attacked and stabbed the 'shusher' in the neck. With a meat thermometer.


First, what kind of stupid, miserable tramp talks on her cell phone during a movie anymore? Everybody knows not to do that now....don't they? I can't remember the last time somebody disturbed a movie with cell-phone chatter.

And second, who takes a meat thermometer to the movies, on the off chance he might have to stab somebody in the neck?

2 comments:

David said...

I ALWAYS carry a meat thermometer.

Reid said...

I like it and think that on my next trip to the movies I will have one as well. Who knows, there might be a rising need for meat temp checks.