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Socialist Party presidential candidate Norman Thomas


Wednesday, September 02, 2015

Evolution at work


Meet Deleon Alonso Smith. As you can see, Deleon likes to take selfies. The other day Deleon, the father of two small, I'm guessing illigitimate, kids, decided to take a selfie with his gun......you can see where this is going,
While posing for his selfie, Deleon inadvertently pulled the trigger and the round he forgot was in the chamber blew a hole in his throat, killing him.
Will Deleon be missed? Maybe by his two kids, his parole officer, and the guy he buys weed from, but probably not by too many other people. Hopefully their mother is brighter than Deleon and can override the stupid genes he may have given to his kids.

5 comments:

david said...

You can't make this stuff up.

Bill said...

Clearly, the answer is gun control. I. E., control your gun.

Bill said...

Apparently - from news reports - this is not even a first. Selfies are quite dangerous while flying aircraft, standing on cliff edges, handling loaded guns, etc. I think the personal injury lawyers will be swarming soon.

Isaac A. Nussbaum said...

From an evolutionary standpoint Mr. Smith is a conspicuous success. He has passed his genes on to multiple offspring who, in all likelihood, will greatly enlarge the gene pool containing Mr. Smith's genes. Mother Nature is no doubt pleased by his contributions to the continuation of the human race.

david said...

Damn Isaac, you may be right!